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itsthelesbiana:

That craving for an orgasm that masturbation cannot give you, it’s that type of orgasm that a specific person has to accomplish.

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basedandbiased:

Pay attention children. Aretha Franklin is a national treasure. A Black family reunion staple. Also great if you need to pour bleach on a mans clothing and would like the loving encouragement of an elder. I just feel like Aretha would never discourage you from fucking up a mans belongings.

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If you can say Schwarzenegger, you can say Esparza

- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)

Our names are not a burden.

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(via dynastylnoire)

When I imitate middle-class white speech, I see a flicker of unease cross the faces of the white people in the audience. Then when I go into ghetto riff, the smiles return. They’re fine as long as I am making fun of the same kind of people they make fun of, chinks and spics and niggers. But as soon as I start talking about them, I can clear a room.

Paul Mooney discussing his experiences while doing comedy shows and how he notices that jokes seem to be funnier when targeted towards certain groups of people. (via myfavemedia)

(Source: sancophaleague, via dynastylnoire)

Virginity is a completely arbitrary marriage requirement

  • Dude: I will fuck /ALL/ the girls, but I will only marry a virgin.
  • Sexually Active Woman: I have had sex with someone before you, but care for you deeply.
  • Dude: Alas, we cannot marry. However, feel free to touch my penis at your leisure.
  • ....
  • Dude: I will fuck /ALL/ the girls, but I will only marry a virgin.
  • Sexually Active Woman: I have not had sex with anyone before you. I will not sit on your penis until marriage.
  • Dude: Hark! A woman that I can experience sexual frustration with. We can gaze longingly into each other's eyes and play a game of "What's virginity, anyway?" where we fondle, lick, and suck each other and label virginity as only penetrative sex.
  • Sexually Active Woman: Oh, the things you teach me, mighty stallion. For I have never known the pleasures of heavy petting. Oooh. Oooooh. Ahhh. Ah. *breaks fourth wall by winking at passing tumblr readers*

chagak:

Floyd Norman, first African-American artist at Disney, 1958.

Floyd E. Norman is an American animator who worked on the Walt Disney animated features Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, andThe Jungle Book, along with various animated short projects at Disney in the late ’50s and early ’60s.

(via black-culture)